| Date | Time | Field | Teams |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12/2/2000 | Noon | 3 | 17     Gold - O 15     Orange - Y |
It's amazing that anyone looked good with the cold wetness , but both teams were lovely. The T-shirt colors were festive, and complimented most skin tones well. The Gold team was sexier,both Brian Zuerker and Mike Kelly making strong showings of sexiness, but Orange was the better groomed. Of course it helped that they had some sideline-powder-the-nose time, which Gold, playing nearly savage, did not. The Orange women were pretty, with a hatless redhead and a brunette braid: although Nancy Whinham (Gold) was spotted brushing her hair prior to the game, she nevertheless rather resembled a deranged wild woman of Borneo. (Next time, maybe some gel??) Also: Nance, for a woman built like you are, think about something a bit clingier... On the food front, Beej's killer, although un-funny, brownies, and Deb Byles' birthday provided impetus for mass sweets consumption, not to mention(and I probably shouldn't, as it was dangerously off -key) group singing. There was a kind of loose scrum formation for the singing, and reports of frotteurism, as yet unsubstantiated. No one knows how old Deb is, but she's holding up well for a woman of indeterminate age. Way to go, Byles. Gold eked out a victory, 17-15, and a good time was had by all.